SEASON 3 Premiere!
True Tales of the Illuminati, the audio sitcom about conspiracies gone wrong, is returning with its third season premiering on Nov 26, aka American Thanksgiving.
They’ve hidden the pyramids, they’ve landed on the moon, and now this season sees Beck and her crew scheming their way across Enlightenment-era Austria as they deal with a deadly new threat--some nerds who call themselves ‘the Bavarian Illuminati’?!
Will Jackie be able to resist the siren call of a new mother figure? Will Ishmael be able to overcome the incredible physical and mental strength of his terrible human rival? Will Beck finally find true love--just as soon as he passes an elaborate series of horse-based riddles? Will the last king be strangled with the entrails of the last priest? And where the hell is Dal and why do we hear scary violin chords?
Find out with us over the course of their five episode season, with new episodes dropping every two weeks!
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About the Show
True Tales of the Illuminati is about conspiracies.
Ah, yes, conspiracies--where the strings of history are carefully pulled from behind the scenes to dance for the powerful like a puppet. In True Tales, the powerful are less puppet-masters and more... finger puppet-masters. At best.
Promoted from the Department of Cover-Ups to Direct Action, Deputy Head Underboss Beck and her crew of hapless idiots intrigue, scheme, and stab their way into ruining every Illuminati conspiracy. Supervisors hastily deploy staff to cover mishaps, suddenly and inexplicably lose interest in the projects they proposed, and hand down endlessly diverse and contradictory demands. The result is an absurdist, farcical office comedy where going to work involves collecting thousands of birds and creating an elaborate snake-based series of traps. Why? Well, if you want to know the Illuminati's Secret Occult Knowledge, you'll just have to listen.
Illuminati, Ollominoto!
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